Most Grundy County people are "simple". Things are either right or wrong, black or white, and there isn't any grey area in between for discussion. If people outside Grundy openly know this, then you can assume people or THINGS outside the visual limits of humans would also be aware of this as well. To most, Grundy County is the lowest common denominator. If country folks in general have very little credit to the media, then where do you think Grundy Country inhabitants rank?
So, if you were some THING that wanted to fly around in the sky undetected and wanted to make sure that in the case you were seen the source would absolutely have no creditability, wouldn't you want to fly around in the Grundy County sky? On a weekend where 98% of it's population is drunk or on drugs no less!
Yesterday, Memorial Day 2014, residents of Grundy reported seeing a flying object in the night sky. One local resident reported seeing this flying object as flying very low with a HUGE headlight on the front (being sure to state the front because the term "HEADlight" might be lost on most even the witness), white clear lights on the tail and front, red lights on one wing and green on the other. They also said it made very little noise and I'm assuming no reindeer or a red glowing light out in the lead of the HUGE headlight (which is in the front) was spotted, thus ruling out Santa.
What was this flying object? Who knows. It COULD have been an aircraft of some sort, or it COULD have been something else. To something else I suggest you keep flying, my friend. Regardless if something else was on the level of E.T. or on the level of Aliens, unless you are buckshot proof don't land in Grundy. Recall I said things are one way or another without room for discussion? The general rule is shoot first and pose beside it for a photo in the Herald later.
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