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Thursday, June 12, 2014

Did Old GCTV Broadcasts Hold Dark Secrets?



The local Grundy County Television station has came along way since it originated. Heck, the channel almost resembles something that looks like a real TV station these days. Can any of you remember the original days? Way back before the live morning news broadcasts and sports games, GCTV, was basically a VHS tape on loop being broadcasted over cable. In the late 90s and early 2000s the channel would show stuff recorded off actual TV and mix in sports and local wrestling events on delay, but the time we need to talk about is even before those tape loops.

Back when the channel was new they'd tape stuff like elementary school field days and add in local sports shows like "Coaches Corner", but did you ever notice anything strange during these tape loops? Often times the same tape would be used to record over and over and who knows where the tapes came from and what they had on them to start with. Some locals who wish to not be named swear that in between the cheap ads for local stores and shoddy local sports records that the static that would often appear between each would have some rather odd visuals. One legend is a clip only a few seconds long of what appeared to be a tied up person with a bag over their head on their knees while a group of people in masks stood around them. The context of the clip are unknown, but some believe that it shows glimpses of a hidden cult in the county. Are we to believe that a "cult" member would randomly use their illegal cult home video for dubbing? I don't think Grundy ever bothered to show old horror film, much less shot on video ones.

While you could never rule out KKK activity the hand me down info we hear seems to point to something more odd and evil hidden on those old GCTV tapes. Another clip describes a golden throne of sorts with a man or being sitting on it with a goat head or at least a very good mask. Maybe it was even someone with a real severed goat head on their head? Who can say, but this brief visual was reportedly right there in a hardly visible static blotch between the end of one episode of Coaches Corner and a North Elementary school event.

Was any of these things we were told true? Was it a peak at possible cults or something else? Could these visuals have been a ploy of a possible much bigger picture that could even connect to county wide brainwashing? Before you simply write it off and call it crazy try looking up some old recording from GCTV. Maybe you taped stuff from there back in the day? If so, then maybe you should pop in that old Share the Fun video and watch it in slow motion and tell us if anything odd or out of place pops up.

Technology has came a long way... I wonder what GCTV could be doing or showing to you now without you even being aware of it?


Thursday, May 29, 2014

Grundy Residents Discover Netflix!



Finally, just three months after discovering the HDTV Grundy County residents have finally discovered the streaming service called Netflix. The discovery apparently came by accident as one resident with a very high standing with the local yocals discovered the app on their X-Box, that they still mistakenly refer to as "Nintendo". Once they cracked the idea that the service took a small fee to operate (a process that took at least a week no less), the resident who was still accustomed to fighting the pack of Grundy residents in each city that still tries to reserve the one and only copy of new movies at the local video stores was blown away by what they found. They were quoted as saying "Ga-lee! This ol' picture box had a machine on it that lets me watch thousands of them there movies and TV shows whenever I reckon I yont too". The situation was a quarantined situation until word broke out that starting June 1st this service would be made available free to people who own a Gold account on X-Box, IF they pay for the service. The news got out allegedly at a bingo gathering and quickly spread through the bars and parking lots as many of the locals decided to skip at least one six pack, bag of weed, or old antic to ensure they paid for the wacky TV service. Grundy is now gearing up for this monumental event with some already planning to finally ditch their old rabbit ear TVs for a brand spanking new HDTV. The beer joints and the Lockhart ran liquor store are predicted to take a hit.

The massive effects of this odd service has also caused a panic to the local video store owners. The owner of Altamont's Walker's has already scaled back on his movies by a large percentage (now leaving about three rolls to pick from instead of 6) to make more room for their restaurant. Meanwhile in Tracy City, Harold, of Harold's Satellite and Video seems to be taking this news the hardest. The streaming service isn't the only thing he wasn't aware of. He was also shocked to hear about Blu-rays when we sent one of our representatives out to speak with him. He was quoted as saying "So that's why nobody rents all these VHS anymore?".



Will this lead to a new day and age in the area of Grundy? They finally found Netflix. Add that to them finally ridding the area of dial up internet three years ago and you never know what great direction the place could be going in next. You never really know with Grundy. They may even figure out that when they travel out of town that those big red boxes outside stores with pictures of movies on them isn't some wacky type of "Coke machine".